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ALL WITHIN THE RULES |
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Systems for MPs, MEPs and Local Councillors
and fully understand their problems of
low pay and working away from home. Our
'Honest as an MP' sales team are pleased to offer, for a limited
time only, a very special 'Beat
The Changes Offer' that allows
you to continue living in the tax free style
you have become accustom to without spending
a penny of your own hard earned income.
Rumours abound that things are going to
change at your Westminster Club, so for
those dedicated MPs that have given their
time and OUR money to govern us we are
offering possibly the last MP deals before
the Sir Christopher Kelly report changes
your ACA (Additional Earning
Cost Allowance) available from your friendly
Fees Office.
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PLEASE NOTE:
This offer is also open to the ever
increasing number of Honourable Members who
are being forced have
decided to stand down at the next election. |
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WE BUY IT FOR YOU
Special
Offers for our
Honourable
Members |
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Example One
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This telephone system normally priced at
£2557.99 can be yours for
NOTHING
Yes
WE BUY IT FOR YOU !
Not only do we buy it for you, you get to
keep it completely
TAX FREE
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All you have
to do to qualify is get your expense ticket
form filled in and hand it in at your
friendly Commons Fees Office - Yes it really
is a simple as that! And our offer
doesn't just stop there - Why not try our
latest |
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WE BUY IT FOR YOUR FAMILY OFFER |
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We are happy to delivery quantity orders
to different addresses anywhere in the
country: |
- 2nd Homes
- 3rd Homes
- Grace and Favour Homes
- Holiday Homes
- Caravans
- Seaside Resorts
- And even your Mothers house!
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MEPs
- Claim your extra
free family paddling pool with each order |
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We are especially pleased to offer our MEP
customers hours of family fun with this
extra Euro bonus.
Inquire
NOW about our cash - no
receipt - no questions asked special
MEP deals! |
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Example
Two
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| Have you got Constituency Staff (Sons,
Daughters, Husbands, Wives, Parents) working
hundreds of miles from you constituency - No
problem! |
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WE BUY IT FOR YOU
* Voip
Telephone System * |
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Using our 'We
Buy It For You IP Phone System'
your family can work from anywhere in the
world (can we recommend the Cayman Islands
where they can enjoy tax free living just
like you). Using this latest type of phone
system they can work remotely without any
one knowing their actual location. Many
calls of the internet are FREE, and
for those that are not, again no problem -
just another ticket handed in to your
friendly Fees Office and
WE PAY YOUR CALL COSTS as well.
As a bonus we will also throw in an answer
machine to stop all those pesky voters and
the worlds press from ever getting to speak
to you. Just record your 'Bugger Off'
message and you will be free to spend your
valuable time boosting your income on all
those other jobs and directorships you have.
ALL THIS - Just part of our
'Look After Your MP And They Will Look After
You' service.
Remember you can 'Update
Your System For Free' when ever
you wish - Just buy another on our
WE BUY IT FOR YOU offer and hand
your ticket in again to your Fees Office.
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Find yourself spending too much time
in Westminster while your 2nd, or 3rd home where you
keep your family is in need of some tender loving
care. No problem! |
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WE
BUY IT FOR YOU
* Cordless Phone Offer * |
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| As an MP you will probably know that 'Flipping'
your house every few months can leave you stuck with
the problem of a larger house each time, requiring us to pay
for more staff to look after it while you are away
at the Westminster Club.
Well help is at hand, you will be pleased to know
we can assist you to reduce your stress levels all this
'flipping' can cause you. We offer cordless phone
systems which are not only free but totally expandable to meet every MPs
growing needs. Each time you add a new gardener,
cleaner or even just have a few mock Tudor beams
fitted you can now give your staff and contractors
their very own phone. These new DECT cordless phones
have increased range and will even allow you to stay
in touch 24 hours a day 7 days a week with duck
house ranger or moat
cleaning team acres away at the bottom of the garden.
Applying
for an extra handset could not be easier, just stick
another ticket into the Fees Office and
WE WILL BUY IT FOR YOU.
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Local Councillors Offer. |
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Finally for those if public life who
are not yet MPs or MEPs, an offer for our hard
working Local Councillors
with a deal that is not (as far as we know) time limited. |
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WE BUY IT FOR YOU
* Video Conferencing Systems * |
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With a growing number of local councillors who
have decided due to their interfering in local
life that the UK is not the best place to live
anymore - we have the solution.
Technology already proven by those like Bristol councillor
Shirley, who became famous for being the first black
councillor in Bristol and then the first Bristol
councillor to live in the USA (having married a
Floridian gentleman) and the London councillor who
just prefers the Australian life style, weather and
tax system etc.
We offer the 'We Buy It For You LifeSize Video
Conferencing Kit.
So when all your petty laws and
interfering regulations in local life gets too much
for you and your family, just emigrate
overseas knowing that you will still be able
introduce news laws, red tape and continue to
interfere in everyone's life back home. Meanwhile
you get the best of both worlds, you make the rules
and don't have to live with them. Just think,
introduce a new fortnightly bin collection law via
video conferencing while enjoying a daily collection
in sunny Spain, or maybe introduce some extra 'green
fuel taxes' and live Dubai where petrol is (almost)
10p a gallon
Small Print: Local councillors must attend a
least ONE council meeting a year. Failing to do so
could mean loosing
your right to expense claims (and less
importantly, your seat on your 'local' council.)
So why not visit you friends and family for free in
the UK once a year and by dropping by for a quick
council meeting it will allow you to continue claiming for video conferencing systems
and flights to and from the UK.
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Remember it looks like the MPs
'WE BUY IT FOR YOU' offers is for
a limited time only
so get your orders in now and we
will deliver to the house of your choice.
For the ever increasing MP's planning on not
standing at the next election this is your LAST
CHANCE to order your telephone system and get
your ticket into the Fees Office before claiming
your 'We Pay For It Pension' |
