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Welcome to our MP and MEP Special Offer page Big ££££ savings with our new WE BUY IT FOR YOU Deals - please call for the latest NO VAT - TOTALLY TAX FREE deals ££ ££ All Honourable Members Orders Welcome Special New Cash - No Receipts - No Questions asked deals for MEPs Free - Yes we pay for delivery next day to 1st, 2nd or 3rd homes - other addresses by arrangemntCan't find what you are looking for Please call our 'Honest As An MP' Sales Team for any help or product advice you require

Special offers for MPs - MEPs - Councillors

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PLEASE NOTE: This offer is also open to the ever increasing number of Honourable Members who are being forced have decided to stand down at the next election.    
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 		  can be yours for NOTHING
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WE BUY IT FOR YOU !
Not only do we buy it for you, you get to keep it completely TAX FREE !
 

 

 

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WE BUY IT FOR YOUR FAMILY OFFER

 
We are happy to delivery quantity orders to different addresses anywhere in the country:  
  • 2nd Homes
  • 3rd Homes
  • Grace and Favour Homes
  • Holiday Homes
  • Caravans
  • Seaside Resorts
  • And even your Mothers house!
  
MEPs - Claim your extra free family paddling pool with each order
We are especially pleased to offer our MEP customers hours of family fun with this extra Euro bonus.

Inquire NOW about our cash - no receipt - no questions asked  special MEP deals!

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Remember you can 'Update Your System For Free' when ever you wish - Just buy another on our WE BUY IT FOR YOU offer and hand your ticket in again to your Fees Office.
 
Example Three

 

 

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We know from our excellent relationship with MPs from around UK that the Green Party would find this unnecessary updating unacceptable, not on cost, but environmentally. Again - no problem, we have a green solution for them - the Refurbished Telephone System  
 

 

 
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WE BUY IT FOR YOU
* Cordless Phone Offer *

 
 

 

 

 
Local Councillors Offer.

 

 
   

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With a growing number of local councillors who have decided due to their interfering in local life that the UK is not the best place to live anymore - we have the solution.
Technology already proven  by those like Bristol councillor Shirley, who became famous for being the first black councillor in Bristol and then the first Bristol councillor to live in the USA (having married a Floridian gentleman) and the London councillor who just prefers the Australian life style, weather and tax system etc.
We offer the 'We Buy It For You  LifeSize Video Conferencing Kit.

So when all your petty laws and interfering regulations in local life gets too much for you and your family, just emigrate overseas knowing that you will still be able introduce news laws, red tape and continue to interfere in everyone's life back home. Meanwhile you get the best of both worlds, you make the rules and don't have to live with them. Just think, introduce a new fortnightly bin collection law via video conferencing while enjoying a daily collection in sunny Spain, or maybe introduce some extra 'green fuel taxes' and live Dubai where petrol is (almost) 10p a gallon

Small Print: Local councillors must attend a least ONE council meeting a year. Failing to do so could mean loosing your right to expense claims (and less importantly, your seat on your 'local' council.)
So why not visit you friends and family for free in the UK once a year and by dropping by for a quick council meeting it will allow you to continue claiming for video conferencing systems and flights to and from the UK.

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Remember it looks like the MPs 'WE BUY IT FOR YOU' offers is for a limited time only
so get your orders in now and we will deliver to the house of your choice.

For the ever increasing MP's planning on not standing at the next election this is your LAST CHANCE to order your telephone system and get your ticket into the Fees Office before claiming your 'We Pay For It Pension'

 

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